• Crafted from a 50 caliber BMG bullet
  • Totally awesome gift for a firearms fan
  • Make it less scary with googly eyes
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We always wondered what happened to Bullet Bill if he happened to soar past Mario without being stomped on. Does he eventually fall into a pit? Does he hit a wall? Does he fly off into the sunset? Does he go to the Bullet Bar with Bullet William, Bullet Guillaume, Bullet Wilhelm, and Bullet Guillermo? We imagine Bullet Bar is a bit like Cheers, but the only reason everyone knows your name is because you all have the same name.

Of course, they open their brews with a Bullet Bottle Opener. Crafted from a real US Military 50 caliber Browning Machine Gun bullet, this bottle opener is badass. It's expertly machined and polished to last you years and years. And if you're just a little goofy like us, you can stick googly eyes over the hole and it'll look like your Bullet Bottle Opener has lots of personality!

Product Specifications

  • Bottle opener made from a real bullet
  • Crafted from a US Military 50 caliber BMG bullet
  • Machined and polished to last for years
  • Add googly eyes for a more friendly appearance

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