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Portal 2 - Aperture Test Subject Hat

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Thanks for testing!

Here's a hat, valued employee. It's bright orange so it matches your jumpsuit. It says "Test Subject" on the side so you'll always remember how important you are to Science. Warning: Hat will not protect head from falling debris.


At Aperture Science, we take safety very seriously. After all, you could get hurt and then we'd have to go out and hire a new person. What a waste of all those hours we spent training you! So here's a hat. It's bright orange so it matches your jumpsuit. It says "Test Subject" on the side so you'll always remember how important you are to Science. It will provide a degree of protection should a gel or other compound land on your head, but it will not -- we repeat, WILL NOT -- protect you from falling cubes or other large debris. So, y'know, look up once in a while, okay?

Bright Aperture orange ball cap with white trim and white embroidered Aperture logo. "Test Subject" written on the edge of the brim.

Product Specifications
  • Thanks for testing! Here's your hat!
  • Given out to Aperture Science employees
  • Will not protect head from falling debris
  • Colors: Bright testing orange with white trim and white Aperture logo
  • Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible
  • Size: One-size-fits-all, adjustable hat with Velcro strap

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