The Hobbit Battle Axe
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And my axe!
- 15 inches of Dwarven steel
- Actually, it's kid-safe EVA foam
- Authentic detail for Hobbit fans
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And my axe!
Gimli, son of Gloin, mighty dwarven master of the axe; take up your weapon and join The Fellowship of the Ring. The quest? To return the One Ring to the fires of Mount Doom, to destroy the source of all evil that corrupts this land. What do you mean you rolled your ankle? How is that even possible? You're less than three feet from the ground.
Well, Gimli's out, what do we do now?
You, you there, you're only a few feet tall and your beard may need a few decades, but you will suffice! Here, take this axe; wield it with all your strength. Protect the Ring bearer as he traverses treacherous territories and misty mountains. You may need a map to go through Moria because Gimli was the only one who really knew much about that place, but fear not! Trust in the power of The Fellowship and you shall not fail.
- For Ages 3 years and up
- 15" Battle Axe made of dwarven steel
- Just kidding, it's kid-safe EVA foam & molded plastic
- Orcs are allergic to EVA foam; it is known
- Authentic detail and officially licensed
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