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Giant Robot Battle Fists

Super-Funtime robot gloves, engage!

  • Forged from the Cobalt Flame and Robotonium
  • Wield to defend your city from evil in all its forms
  • Inflatable, comfortable, and awesome
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WARNING
Giant Robot Battle fists are purely cosmetic and great for cosplay. Fighting and hitting things with them will result in poppage and other damage. DO NOT over inflate. DO NOT hit stuff. You have been warned.

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Super-Funtime robot gloves, engage!



To Whom It May Concern,

A bustling metropolis in the heart of Japan is a place vulnerable to Mother Nature's cruel sense of humor. Having recently birthed humanity, she continues to play pranks on the creatures that scurry around her surface in their attempts to survive.

Humanity has their own problems, what with Dr. Eve Ell, Ph.D. consistently terrorizing the city with her mutant monsters and flying robot pandas. It's all a bit sickening.

This city needs me, Giant-Mecha-Mega-Monster-Super-Funtime Dude, and I'm here to save them in any way I can. I'd be just another career man if it wasn't for my father's secret lab, which he gifted to me on his deathbed. Inside, I found the tool to save this city: the Giant-Mecha-Mega-Monster-Super-Funtime Robot Gloves.

It took every last ounce of my father's remaining life force to combine the Cobalt Flame with the very last metallic flakes of Robotonium. In doing so, he was able to bring the strength of a thousand winds into the titanium frame of the Robot King's hands. And, thanks to my father, I now wear these gloves for the people of this city with the goal of saving every last one of them from Dr. Eve Ell, her flying robot pandas, and anything else that may come my way.

Thank you, Father, your last wish will be my life's desire.

Your Son, Giant-Mecha-Mega-Monster-Super-Funtime Dude

Product Specifications

  • Forged from the Cobalt Flame and Robotonium
  • Wield to defend your city from evil in all its forms
  • Inflatable, comfortable, and awesome
  • Intended only for protecting cities and fighting monsters, not for battling friends or use as a flotation device.
  • Includes: 2 inflatable fists
  • You must provide: air

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