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Keep Calm and Bring Grenades T-Shirt

A man's best friend

  • For fans of Serenity
  • Be prepared just like Jayne
  • Cunning hat orange print on a brown(coat) shirt
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A man's best friend


Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Mal: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne: I just get excitable as to choice... like to have my options open.
Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Mal: No grenades.
[Jayne groans]
Mal: No grenades!
ZoŽ: We crashin' again?
Mal: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped?
ZoŽ: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades?
Jayne: Cap'n doesn't want them.
ZoŽ: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it.

Poor Jayne. Not only was he stuck with a girl's name (but man parts!), nobody seems to understand his Boy Scout-esque desire to be prepared at all times. How can you know if you'll need a gun, a big gun, an even bigger gun, a knife, a big knife, an even bigger knife, and a half dozen grenades? You don't know. The only peace Jayne feels -- outside of his bunk, that is -- comes from knowing he has all the weapons he can possibly carry. And a cunning hat. Can't forget that.

"Keep Calm and Bring Grenades" printed in Jayne hat orange on a browncoat brown cotton shirt.