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Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories Messenger Bag

A place for your cake

  • Aperture Logo outside, blue guy inside
  • Can hold your tablet or cake!
  • Dimensions: 22" x 13" x 3"
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$59.99

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A place for your cake

Among the thousands of scientific masterpieces created by acclaimed Aperture Labs, the Portal Aperture Lab Messenger Bag is not one of them. These bags were actually created to be part of a gift basket sent to the widows and widowers of those that died during tests. We sent some of our red shirt monkeys into the 1940s to work as test subjects for Aperture Science just so we could collect up these bags to give you.

The Portal Aperture Labs Messenger Bag is the epitome of Portal and Aperture Labs! A scientist on the go needs functionality as well as appearances, and this Messenger Bag provides. The outside flap is a brilliant orange with the Aperture Labs logo. The inside has a series of pouches and zippers in the middle with the Portal blue guy around it! The Portal Aperture Labs Messenger Bag is a great place to keep your office supplies, electronics, and fictitious baked goods.

Product Specifications

  • Brightly colored and well-designed messenger bag
  • Show your love for Portal, Aperture Science, and cake
  • Exterior flap sealed down with the power of magnets
  • Interior features:
    • 7.5" x 6.5" front pocket for small items
    • 3 pen holder slots
    • 1 Velcro-sealed cell phone pocket (approx 3" wide - fits a Droid Razr Maxx, no problem!)
    • Interior section includes a padded, Velcro-sealed pocket big enough for a tablet, netbook, or smaller MacBook
  • Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible
    • Dimensions: 22" x 13" x 3"

"Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?" Let's find out together!

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