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  • Looks like a combination-style safe lock
  • Magnetic: Stick it to your fridge
  • For that rare day you don't want cereal for dinner
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Get in, get the stuff, get out!

Parker: You want me to break into a secure storage facility with whatever I can scrounge up at the buffet table?
Nate: Pretty much. Yup.
Parker: Cool.
- Leverage, "The First David Job"

Some people do crosswords, but Parker spends her days calculating the best ways to break into the most highly secured buildings and then studying up on the weaknesses of vaults and safes. And though she has been known to eat a dinner consisting solely of cereal and fortune cookies, we'd guess that once in a blue moon she turns an oven on and makes a real meal.

A professional thief like Parker deserves an appropriately-themed kitchen timer, don't you think? The Safe Kitchen Timer looks just like locking mechanism of a traditional, combination-style safe. Of course, Parker was cracking these when she was just a little girl, but it's the thought that counts. Stick the Safe Kitchen Timer to the center of your fridge, turn the dial to the amount of time you need to cook someone's goose, and then go turn on the security lasers in your living room and practice your flips.

Product Specifications

  • Kitchen timer that looks like a combination-style safe lock
  • Magnetic: Stick it to your fridge
  • Turn the dial to the time you want, then go read about lockpicking
  • For that rare day you don't want cereal for dinner
  • Dimensions: 3.5" diameter

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