Play Sheldon's game
Greetings, programs, from Dr. Sheldon Cooper. While work proceeds on the project to upload my consciousness, I will address you in TRON metaphors to get you accustomed to the inevitable transition since many humans do not handle change well. End of line.
On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy. You play some 3D chess, eat some Thai food (with a fork), do some cogitating on string theory, scribble some equations on a white board. But it's not easy being Sheldon Cooper. Think about it... How are you going to run the universe if you can't answer a few unsolvable problems? How are you going to prove your power if you can't finish your death ray and erase all the people who can't serve your higher purposes? A hot beverage is, unfortunately, not the solution to everything.
Bazinga in TRON-style blue letters on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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