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Imperial Crest

The Empire's New Clothes

The Imperial Crest sort of looks like a screwdriver bit to us, which makes sense in a way. The Galactic Empire would definitely be the sort to put parts on their stuff that'd require proprietary tools. Somebody get us the blowtorch.

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The Empire's New Clothes

Even when you're not in uniform, it's always good to display your loyalty to the Empire. You still want to look all "Rah-rah! Go team! Oppress those rebels!" even if you're just kicking back in the canteen with Eddie Izzard (whom we would have thought would have picked Amidala's court just for the spectacular makeup options), overhearing this scene:

Darth Vader: I will have the penne a la arabiata.
Canteen Server: You'll need a tray.
Darth Vader: Do you know who I am?
Canteen Server: Do you know who I am?
Darth Vader: This is not a game of who the f*** are you. For I am Vader. Darth Vader. Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought!
Canteen Server: Well you'll still need a tray.
- Eddie Izzard, _Circle_

Imperial Crest in black on a heather grey t-shirt. We get this from our friends at Mighty Fine. This shirt is softer and fits slightly more tightly than our standard men's shirt.

*This product is imported.