We are experiencing issues that prevent checkout in Internet Explorer 8.

You can browse and even save your cart, but you'll need to use another browser or a different device to place your order. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Visit our Gift Center and Deck The Hulls. Shop Now!

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $75+

US ECONOMY ONLY • NO CODE • DOESN'T COMBINE WITH OTHER OFFERS

How to Traumatize Your Children

This product is no longer available

Unfortunately we don't carry this item anymore, but check out some other awesome products that your fellow smart masses bought!

Rejoice, parents!

  • Parenting: Here's how to do it wrong.
  • Need to scar your kids for life?
  • 144 pages of awful(ly hilarious) ideas

It seems that everywhere you look there is a so-called expert telling you that everything you're doing is wrong and that clearly, your children will grow up to be disease-ridden, moronic hooligans. This book is here to change all of that. We prefer to call it Self-Hurt rather than Self-Help because you really probably shouldn't do anything advised in its 144 pages. How To Traumatize Your Children teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage.

Wanna chat about it?

Have questions about How to Traumatize Your Children or your order? We monitor these comments daily, but it may be faster to email us directly or call us at 1-888-GEEKSTUFF.

Timmy and the TG Staff think you'll like...