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Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel

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  • Lovely hand towel with bloody hand prints and splatters all over it.
  • 100% cotton.
  • Perfect for keeping guests running away in fear.
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Bloody useful.

Blood Bath

So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart. You grab the bloody hand towel as evidence . . . and then wake up in your cubicle. Was it all a dream? If it was, then what are you doing holding the Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ok, so yes it was just one of your crazy dreams. But the Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel is totally real. It's really soft, 100% cotton, but it's got a two bloody hand prints on it and a bunch of extra splatter. You know, just for fun. It's great for a guest bathroom, just to keep the guests from staying too long. It's also wonderful to take with you to the gym - show 'em all you work till you bleed! Complete your Blood Bath bathroom collection today (check out the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat and the Blood Bath Shower Gel below)! The Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel - looks like something straight out of the tales of Poe.

Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel

  • Soft, 100% cotton hand towel with bloody splatters and handprints on it.
  • Complete your blood bath collection.
  • Dimensions: 16" x 29.5"