I Cry Because Others Are Stupid
It's My Party
Many things make us sad. Many of them are self-correcting, however. For example, bad grammar makes us sad, but then we get to demonstrate our superior intellect by correcting said grammar, which makes us happy.
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.
- "The Gorilla Experiment"
Based on that observation, we're not sure why Dr. Cooper isn't constantly walking around in tears. Not that we're complaining, mind you. Some of us in the office are frustrated by the laugh-track on The Big Bang Theory, but how much worse would it be if it were a cry-track? Mmm. Subjunctive.
"I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad" with a little frowny emoticon in yellow on the front of a heather blue, 90% cotton / 10% polyester t-shirt.
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