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Alcohol & Calculus
Made of meat?
Better Idiot
Chaos! Panic! Disaster!
Cost of Living
Dain Bramaged
Deja Moo
I don't do Windows.
If-Then-Else
You're an engineer...
Keyboard not attached.
I can't be fired.
Fountain of Smart
Better Defense
Math Illiteracy
Beatings Will Continue
Minions
Engineer's Judgement
90% of Being Smart
Not Deaf
I do all my own stunts.
Cheese in a Spray Can
Preliminary Tests
Press Any Key
11-Digit Prime Number
Hard To Pronounce
Real Programmers
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Requires Windows Vista
For Science!
Sick and Psychotic
Universe
For all those sticky situations.
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- 3" wide.
- Sticky, witty, and just a bit crazy.
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For all those sticky situations.
DotCom buttons are 3-inch wide, round metal buttons with an adhesive back. They're roughly palm-sized, which makes them a great statement piece to affix to your laptop or cubicle wall. Use one in place of a bow on top of a gift. (If you're gifting the button, we recommend you put a loop of tape on the back to attach it to the package so that the recipient can do the permanent affixing himself or herself.) Choose from:
- Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive. black text on carrot orange
- Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot black text on denim blue
- Chaos! Panic! Disaster!! (My work here is done) white text on hot pink
- You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically black text on lemon yellow
- Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people black text on lemon yellow
- The beatings will continue until morale improves black text on carrot orange
- Thanks for the advice but what I really need are minions black text on carrot orange
- Never, but never question the ENGINEER'S judgement black text on denim blue
- I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you. black text on tangerine orange
- Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up) black text on saffron yellow
- Real Programmers Don't Document - If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand black text on saffron yellow
- The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better." So I installed Linux black text on red
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