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Subtitle: A Guide to Killing Me

Maybe you've just never felt vulnerable enough around strangers. This shirt aims to fix that right up.

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Subtitle: A Guide to Killing Me

From the mouth of Kris Straub (best known for online comics Chainsawsuit and Starslip):

Tired of not being able to be fatally injured using a blend of Western and Eastern medicine? This handy shirt lets everyone know the weak points in your nervous system, from the periform obturatus to the inferior axoradialis medii! You'll be losing motor control and having your heart stop in no time. A hit at parties!

Your torso's pressure points detailed on the front of an asphalt grey, 100% cotton shirt. Note that this shirt fits differently than our normal shirts. Please click on the Sizing Info tab before selecting a size.

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