Be as clean as a pig!

  • Be germ-free and smell like delicious meat
  • Are you as clean as a pig? You can be!
  • Each bottle contains 2.25 ounces of hand sanitizer
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Be as clean as a pig!

Hand Swineitizer
Homer Simpson: All normal people love meat. If I went to a BBQ and there was no meat, I would say "Yo Goober! Where's the meat?" I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

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Product Specifications

  • Bacon scented hand sanitizer for humans
  • Be germ-free and smell like delicious meat
  • Are you as clean as a pig? You can be!
  • Each bottle contains 2.25 ounces of hand sanitizer

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