Portal 2 Aperture Water Bottles

Stay hydrated while testing

Knowing Cave Johnson, the water supply at Aperture Labs was most likely always tampered with in some way. Maybe one month he would test extra fluoride to see if the employees got fewer cavities. Then the next he'd try some chemical that promised to grow a more fetching beard. (And if you were lucky, he only had the lab boys rig up the one in the men's locker room to do that.) That Cave left no Science stone unturned, so water was probably no exception.

Luckily for you, your water supply probably doesn't contain Mantis Men antibodies. But you can still drink like a testing candidate by using these Portal 2 water bottles. The 1970s bottle is glass with a metal lid and features the 1970s Aperture Science logo. If you failed the butterfingers test, perhaps plastic is more your speed; get your Science on with the 1980s bottle, made of BPA-free hard plastic. Stay hydrated, future Mantis Men and Ladies!

Product Specifications

• Two water bottles for fans of Portal 2
• It's important to stay hydrated while testing
• Officially licensed Portal 2 collectibles
• 70s bottle:
• Features 1970s Aperture Science logo
• Made of glass with a metal lid
• Designed for cold beverages
• Not suitable for microwave, cooking, or freezing
• Dishwasher safe (hand wash lid)
• BPA-free (cuz hey, it's glass)
• 9" tall, holds 18 ounces
• 80s bottle:
• Features 1980s Aperture Science logo
• Made of BPA-free plastic
• Designed for cold beverages
• Not suitable for microwave, cooking, or freezing
• Love your bottle: hand wash only
• 10.25" tall, holds 32 ounces

Wanna chat about Portal 2 Aperture Water Bottles?

Have questions about Portal 2 Aperture Water Bottles or your order? We monitor these comments daily, but it may be faster to email us directly or call us at 1-888-GEEKSTUFF.