The parietal bone's connected to the occipi... wait... what?

If he touches the tweezers to the edge of the guidance system, it's totally going to make a bzzzzzt noise, and he loses his turn.

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The parietal bone's connected to the occipi... wait... what?

Rocket scientist. Brain surgeon. Sometime in the 1980s this pair became the touchstone to represent challenging jobs that require a lot of focus and intelligence to master. That's been over 25 years now. Do we have a new set of "smart jobs" today? Maybe forensic investigator? Quantum physicist? Virology forecaster? Microphysiologist? Non-Euclidean geometry milk delivery guy? (Yeah, okay, we made that last one up.)

This shirt investigates the idea that maybe "rocket surgeon" is a field all its own and not a mashup of the original two smart jobs. Our practitioner is surrounded by his patient and tools on this indigo blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.

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