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Dexter Apron

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For your Marinara Spatter Expert

  • Will keep marinara spatter off your clothes
  • Adjustable neck strap for optimal protection
  • Made of black vinyl, one size fits most
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For your Marinara Spatter Expert

He has a dark passenger

While some geeks are happy to live on pizza and Mountain Dew, some of us have more sophisticated tastes. We want to make our marinara sauce from scratch, just like Grandma did. So we gather our ingredients, sharpen our knives, and... we turn the kitchen into a red spattered crime scene. It's tomato guts, we swear!

For the Marinara Spatter Expert in your life, might we recommend a Dexter Apron? This black vinyl apron will keep you clean whether you're slicing up a bushel of tomatoes, a chicken carcass, or a serial killer. An adjustable neck strap ensures that all your vital body parts are covered. Be meticulously clean while you methodically follow your favorite recipes and leave no evidence that you were ever slaving away in the kitchen.

Product Specifications

  • Dexter logo apron for the serial killer fan/chef
  • The perfect gift for fans of Showtime's show Dexter
  • Will keep marinara spatter off your clothes
  • Adjustable neck strap for optimal protection
  • Made of black vinyl, one size fits most

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