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You Are Here Bell Curve

You Deviant, You

The Gauss of "Gaussian Distribution" is also the Gauss of "degauss," that button that used to be standard on monitors. Did you know degaussing was originally used on ships to make them invisible to German magnetic mines? *plays "The More You Know" chime*

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You Deviant, You

We find it's a rewarding habit to hang out with smart people like yourself. Face it. You tend to talk more about what you're reading and less about reality television. (Hey -- we have our personal addictions, too, but it's not our main topic of conversation.) This past weekend amongst a dozen friends a particular parasite came up for discussion independently in two different groups of people (there was one person in the crosssection of the Venn Diagram of those present who identified the topical overlap, an event which T-Shirt Girl will now refer to as the "parazeitgeist.") Also, we have arguments about where the period should go in that previous sentence. We love our smart friends.

Hanging out with smart people may make you seem normal by comparison, but think of the rest of the poor fools on this bell chart. The folks who created the interactive voice response maze^H^H^H^Hflow for our cellphone carrier? They're more than two standard deviations below normal. Let them know that. We suggest you wear this shirt any time you go to a place where you find the humans less than helpful. A list to start you off: the airport, the DMV, the meeting of your homeowners' association. It's not like they're going to understand the shirt anyhow, and it'll make you feel better.

One poor, sad dot indicates to the reader of the shirt "You Are Here," at the very low end of the bell chart which is printed in white ink on this black, 100% cotton shirt.

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