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Swiss Ninjas

The price of peace

Where do Swiss ninjas hide? Behind the cows, of course. And they wear cow-colored clothing to blend in.

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The price of peace

Ah, Switzerland. The peaceful mountain nation that is home to banks and chocolate and cheese. You may wonder how Switzerland has managed to stay neutral through so many world wars, conflicts, and other craziness. We have the one word answer for you: ninjas.

The secret export of Switzerland is stuck in the front of this 100% cotton, asphalt colored t-shirt.

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