We've got some good news and some bad news.

Good news? We have this awesome Portal design. Bad news? If you've already been part of the experiment, this isn't going to fit you properly. Of course, if you've all been turned into mantis men, you probably have bigger problems. We'll leave you to them.

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We've got some good news and some bad news.

Officially-licensed Portal gear!

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of Mantis Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
- Cave Johnson

We think of every day as an adventure here at Aperture Laboratories, and you're about to embark on a great big adventure -- for science! And $60 cash. That's more than you can make giving blood, and after our testing you won't have to ever give blood again! And by "have to" we mean "be able to." All sorts of complications with the gasoline and peanut water thing that we don't want to get into right now. But hey. Did we mention $60 cash?

Commemorate your time spent as a Aperture Science test subject with this lovely shirt featuring your fellow test subjects, the mantis men army. This blue dusk, 100% cotton shirt exhorts onlookers to "Do your part... for science!" and features the 1940s style Aperture Science Innovators logo small on the back.

*This product is imported.

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