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Chell's Aperture Tank Top

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And what else is down there? Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you.

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White, S
( Est. 1-3 weeks )
White, M
( Est. 1-3 weeks )
White, XL
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Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear!

This stylish and highly-functional tank top is perfect for all your enrichment center and test-taking activities. It allows maximum mobility while still providing ample testing surface area. Plus, it's perfect under your free, asbestos-lined promotional t-shirt. However, you're on your own for obtaining the orange jumpsuit. You know it's a crime to destroy expensive testing equipment. We're just saying.

Aperture logo printed in black on a white, 100% cotton, baby rib tank top. Also, do not get it or you covered in the repulsion gel. Listed in juniors sizing. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Note that these are intended to be your measurements. The shirt itself is smaller and stretches to fit these dimensions.

S M L XL
Chest 31 in. 33 in. 37 in. 41 in.
Waist 26 in. 28 in. 32 in. 34 in.
*This product is made in the US.

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