Aperture Pint Glass

Wash down that asbestos with beer!

All these science spheres are made of asbestos -- which, by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test - that's asbestos. - Cave Johnson

You've earned your $60, forwarding the cause of science by three centuries. So maybe you got your arms hacked off by some mantis men, or maybe you inhaled a bit too much asbestos. Worst case scenario, you miss a few rounds of canasta. Or you have to hold your hand of cards with your toes instead of your hands. No biggie. Get a pedicure. Enjoy some combustible lemon juice, we say.

And speaking of drinking, how's about doing it out of this fine pint glass? Cave Johnson drinks out of one. So does Caroline. Don't you want to be like Caroline? All-American girl, married to science. Can't get better than that. So raise your Aperture Pint Glass and let's have a toast - TO SCIENCE!

Product Specifications

• Portal 2 Aperture Science Innovators Pint Glass
• Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible
• Printed with the 1940s Aperture logo
• Holds 16 oz of whatever you want to use to wash down the asbestos

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