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Let's Panic About Babies!

A must-have for any parent

  • Pregnancy & baby-rearing was never this hilarious
  • Triumph over your adorable, life-ruining tyrant
  • Laugh until you pee (especially if you’re pregnant)
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A must-have for any parent

The subtitle of this book really says it all: How to endure and possibly triumph over the adorable tyrant who will ruin your body, destroy your life, liquefy your brain, and finally turn you into a worthwhile human being. If you are/know a pregnant person, or perhaps someone who recently popped out a wee geekling, this book is a must-have.

Just take a look at some of the answers to these burning questions:

Q: How can I be sure I’m pregnant?

A: Torso swells gradually until baby falls into underpants.

Q: Did I just pee myself?

A: Yes.

Q: What happens if I have sex during my pregnancy?

A: Your baby will be born with a full, lush beard.

Q: How can I tell if I’ve chosen the wrong pediatrician?

A: He/she can’t pronounce “stethoscope.”

Q: How do I make sure my baby loves me back?

A: Voodoo.

If you are buying this book as a gift for a pregnant woman, please warn her: Shewill laugh until she pees. So it’s probably best for her to keep this book in the bathroom. She’ll be spending a lot of time there anyway, might as well have something hilarious to read!

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