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Angry Birds Pork Rinds

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  • Delicious crispy pork rinds made from dead pigs
  • A low carb, high protein, high fat snack that tastes like winning
  • Officially licensed Angry Birds food product
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Angry Birds Pork Rinds are the ultimate in high protein snacking. Since the only other green meat we've encountered has been a breakfast meat paired with green eggs, we're calling these "The Other Green Meat." Much like green ham, you can eat Angry Birds Pork Rinds here or there. You can eat them anywhere. You can eat them with Red Leader. You can eat them from a bird feeder. You can eat them on a date. You can eat them on a Shirt Plate!

These crispy delicacies were painstakingly collected from the wreckage of exploded green pig flesh by the Pork Remnants Collectors Union 1337. After a bath in a vat of boiling oil, they are seasoned to perfection and packaged in snack sized bags. Break one open and taste the crisp, salty, savory flavor that only green pigs can produce. A truly succulent treat for the discerning mobile gamer.

Product Specifications

  • Be inspired by this succulent snack for fans of Angry Birds
  • A ThinkGeek pork product that's NOT bacon? YOU DON'T SAY!
  • Made from the flesh of exploded green pigs
  • The other green meat: You should try them, Sam-I-Am.
  • Crispy, salty, savory, and delicious
  • Officially licensed Angry Birds food product
  • WARNING: May contain bits of feather.

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