Bon Temps Football
The Bon Temps are gonna roll right over you!
High school football is serious stuff in Louisiana. If you do a little V to buff your game so you make it to the SEC, who's going to know? It ain't like there's a test for it. A recovering V addict? Who cares about him? He's yesterday's hot shot. Seeya.
Geeks and sports don't generally mix.* There are always exceptions. But generally sporting events bring back bad memories of P.E. classes: broken glasses, stupid uniforms, and getting picked last. Look, when they work blernsball, quidditch, or zero-g football (Jim Bexley Speed FTW!) in to the gym curriculum, call us. Until then, we'll be here on the sideline, getting a fierce sunburn.
That's what makes this shirt so great, because when you're having "Spirit Day," everybody else can be wearing a shirt with their Favorite Local Team on it, and you can be wearing this one. We suspect you'll get questions about it, which works for both the extroverts and the introverts. The extroverts can rant fondly about True Blood; the introverts can quickly sort out which humans aren't worthy.
Bon Temps Football logo on a heather grey, 90% cotton / 10% polyester t-shirt.
* Dear sports-fanatic customers: please don't beat us up. We know you exist, and we know you could. You also know you're a minority, right? Today we're talking to those OTHER customers. But we still love you. We promise.
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