Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse
Zombey the Bear says...
Listen up, kids. Your parents, they went into this place called "The Outdoors" and sometimes they'd do stupid stuff like set it on fire. So we hired this bear with a hat to tell them to cut that crap out. But now, it's your turn....
We live in dangerous times. There are all sorts of dangers - biological, chemical, social. If one stupid human makes one stupid mistake, we could have the apocalypse on our hands in mere days. If you miss the signs, if you have your head in the sand, if you just can't bring yourself to shoot Grandma when she's clearly infected with the virus, then YOU have caused the modern day forest fire that is the zombie apocalypse. Be prepared, zombie watchers. The time will come and you will be responsible for saving or damning the world.
Zombey the bear admonishes "Only you can prevent the zombie apocalypse" on a 100% cotton, cedar t-shirt.
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