King Koopa's Dirty Secret

  • Large leather backpack with soft spiky points
  • Large zippered interior big enough for a 16" Laptop
  • Extra deep zippered exterior pockets for your pens and accessories
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King Koopa's Dirty Secret

The trick to taking out Bowser in 8-4 is to just hang back, jump over his first fireball, dodge his hammer throws, and fireball spam his spiky ass. Easiest boss battle ever. Truth is, he's not really as tough as he looks - that's not even a real spiked shell on his back. We know the secret, and the secret will blow your mind.

It is, in fact, a backpack. He's really just a big lizard with some reflux issues (hence the fireballs). He bought that backpack from ThinkGeek, and has been running around giving our favorite italian plumber a hard time ever since. Inside his Spikepack, he keeps a healthy supply of mushrooms, hammers, and a small number of Bob-ombs.

It's a good thing the backpack is big - he can carry quite a lot of things. If you were to somehow get a hold of his bag, you could easily cram a stack of schoolbooks, a giant laptop, all your power supplies, and still have room for your Nintendo DS and every cartridge you own... just in case you have time between classes to crank out a few levels.

 

Features

  • Large leather backpack
  • Soft spiky points along the outside
  • Large zippered interior pocket
  • Deep exterior pockets for pens, and peripherals
  • Spot clean only!

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