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Tiki Tissue Box

It's Polynesian season!

  • Tissue box shaped like a Tiki head
  • Textured resin face with a big honkin' nose
  • Provide your own tissues and mucus
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$19.99

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 ( Est. 12/21 )

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It's Polynesian season!

Tiki Tissue Box

Cold & flu season sounds so horrible. Full of memories of those days spent in bed with a fever, chills, cough, and sniffles. Yuck. Who wants that? About the only bright side to being home sick is getting to play lots of video games (assuming the glow of the TV doesn't give you a headache).

But what if you got this Tiki Tissue Box and called it Polynesian season? Wouldn't that be more cheerful? "Sorry Lumbergh, it's Polynesian season and I didn't get my BBQ pork shot, so I'll be at home for a few days. All my unfinished TPS reports are on my desk." Just pop your standard, boring tissue box into this Tiki container and let the mucus party begin!

Product Specifications

  • Big ol' Moai to hold your tissues
  • Textured resin face with a big honkin' nose
  • Fits a standard sized rectangular tissue box
  • Please provide your own tissues and mucus