I prefer the title "Cleaner of the Gene Pool."
Those Canadians. They're super sneaky. What with their Department K and their Weapons X. Government research into weaponizing human bodies. They produced Wolverine. Deadpool. Bryan Adams. Will they stop at nothing?
When you're cursed with immortality, it helps if the little things in life amuse you. For instance, the word "chimichanga." Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Or duct tape. Both the words and the object itself. Also, those little yellow boxes. They are the awesome because they are always right. After all, they're Deadpool's thoughts. How could that be wrong? *coughs*
And now, a poetry break for our lovers of haiku, brought to you by Deadpool:
I hate broccoli
And think it totally sucks
Why is it not meat?
Why, indeed? This black 100% cotton t-shirt features the Deadpool logo, but be forewarned. If you don this shirt, you'll be expected to follow it up with witty repartee or mercenary action. We recommend the former, because we are totally not bailing you out of jail. Again.
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