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Portal 2 Test Candidate Hoodie

It's not too late for you to turn back.

Congratulations on being accepted as a test candidate for the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Please keep your hoodie on you at all times as the results of prolonged exposure of test subjects to the outside world are as yet unknown.

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It's not too late for you to turn back.

Officially-licensed Portal gear!

We've provided one end of this portal. The other end is up to you. Stuck in an endless meeting? Time to break out your handy dandy Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and WOMPF yourself a way out. Elementary school concert? WOMPF. DMV? WOMPF. The possibilities are endless.

This light grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull is a silver-colored 2D Companion Cube. We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Or if you plan on eating a lot of cake.

Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.

S M L XL 2X 3X
Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in.
Sleeve Length
(from shoulder seam)
24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in.
Front Length
(from where hood meets shoulder)
26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in.

*This product is imported.