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- The most super-est drinking straw ever!
- Made of food safe titanium for strength and justice!
- Can beat up any plastic straw with its hands tied behind its back.
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Stop what you are doing and share a thought with us: think of all the times you use plastic straws. But more importantly think of all the straws that bend and break in their packaging, or refuse to puncture your juice box. The time has come, friends, to rebel against the plastic straw. The time has come to raise your hand high and hold aloft the straw made of such a powerful material that it was named after the Titans of Greek Mythology. Juice boxes will shudder and beverages everywhere will quake in fear when they see your new Titanium Straw.
And we have three or more reasons why you need a Titanium Straw. First, titanium is tasteless and odorless, which means it won't affect your beverage's taste. Also, it has very low thermal conductivity, which means your Titanium Straw will resist getting too cold or too hot (depending on your beverage of choice). Titanium is also super strong and light weight, which means you can stab it right into the fruit (or person, if you're a vampire) you wish to drink. We tried it with oranges and grapefruits and it worked well, however we don't recommend trying watermelons or rocks. Finally, you need a Titanium Straw because it is awesome. And you are awesome, too - the perfect match!
- The most awesome straw ever to exist ever!
- Made of food grade titanium, which is tasteless, odorless, does not corrode, is non-allergenic (to most of the world), and has an excellent weight to tensile strength ratio.
- Dishwasher safe.
- Inner Diameter: 5.35mm
- Outer Diameter: 6.35mm
- Bend Angle: 40°
- Dimensions: approx. 7" tall.
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