If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you

  • Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch
  • Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss
  • Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp
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If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you

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Abyss LED Watch

This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*:

  • Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being
  • Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian
  • Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron
  • Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012
  • Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were
  • Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron
  • Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!)
  • Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance
  • Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians
  • Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly
  • Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence
Abyss LED Watch

Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV.

Product Specifications

  • Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch
  • Gently touch the screen to display the time
  • Touch and hold to enter time setting mode
  • Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss
  • Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp
  • Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included)
  • Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch!
  • ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy

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