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Spice Must Flow Apron

You control the spice.

Aprons. They protect your clothes from stray ingredients. They keep things from splattering on you. And this one, in particular, declares your superior geekiness. It makes you master of your own personal Kitchen Stadium (or at least you look like it).

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$14.99

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 ( Est. 9/26 )

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You control the spice.

So you got tagged with the pumpkin pie for the family Thanksgiving gathering. But you're out of cinnamon, and you're not about to run out to the grocery store today. Hmm. Substitutions for cinnamon. Allspice? No. Out of that, too. Cloves? Meh. Oh wait. You know what would work? Somebody pass the melange. It'll make for the best pumpkin pie ever - literally addictive. And imagine how well all the in-laws will get along after consuming it. Of course, the outcome could also be bad. The increase in sensory awareness will make the squelching noise your uncle's dentures make as he chews that much more annoying. And the football game had better be in HD, or you're totally missing out on the benefits.

The Spice Must Flow in white and radiant blue on a black apron. Apron stats below.

Details:

  • 7.5 oz. fabric, 65% polyester / 35% cotton twill
  • 30 inches long (not counting adjustable neck strap)
  • 20 inches wide across the bottom
  • 2 pockets, 6 3/4 in. wide x 8 in. high with opening at top
  • Single drawstring for both neck strap and waist ties, 106 in. long

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