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Bottle Opener Cuff Links

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There's an open bar in your future

Wearing your three piece monkey suit? Dressed like a penguin in your tails? Is an open bar in your future? Be the life of the party when you reveal that your shiny cufflinks double as bottle openers. Best groomsmen gift ever.


There's one thing about human society that we've gotten right. Whenever people are forced to dress up in outfits requiring cufflinks, there is usually an open bar later that evening. It's like a light at the end of the awkward and uncomfortable tunnel. You may have to watch your sister marry a total buttmunch and grin as your grandma regales you with tales of her goiter, but you know that as soon as the organist plays "There Goes The Bride," you can get your drink on with your fellow groomsmen and forget it all.

BEER!

Since geeks hate unitaskers, we've found the perfect cufflinks. They're not just shiny. They don't just put the finishing touches on your suit. Nope, they do something totally amazing - they open your bottled beverages. Yessir, they double as bottle openers. Swipe a case from behind the open bar, drag it back to your table, and open your own brewskis while watching the bridesmaids make fools of themselves on the dance floor. Even thought you're not crashing this wedding, remember the rules. Especially #39.

Product Specifications

  • Stainless steel cufflinks double as bottle openers
  • Because there's an open bar in your future
  • Great groomsmen gift for wedding parties
  • Approximately 7/8" by 3/4"
  • Fully functional bottle opener
  • Bullet back
*This product is imported.

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