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Incomplete Data People Fitted Ladies' Tee

Which Are You?

It's the inevitable sequel to our ever-popular Binary People shirt.

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Which Are You?

Well, we know which you are. But which is the person reading your shirt? You can probably figure it out by the lag time before the reaction.

  • 0-1 second: This person recognizes that you frequently wear amusing shirts and didn't actually take the time to read this one.
  • 2-4 seconds: This person read it once and got it immediately.
  • 5-9 seconds: This person read it, got confused, and then reread for clarification. (The "lightbulb moment" is often visible with these folks.)
  • >10 seconds: Yeaaah. This person is probably laughing much like our 0 second person, in the vein that "this must be one of those new-fangled funny t-shirts all the kids today are wearing. I should laugh to show I got it."
  • No smile or chuckle: This person is a hipster. This person laughed at this shirt last month, before you bought it.

The sentence "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" in white ink on a 100% cotton black babydoll shirt. Fitted in juniors sizes. Imported. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.