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Doctor Who Adipose Plush

The most dangerous diet ever

  • 10" tall plush Adipose alien
  • From the Doctor Who episode "Partners in Crime"
  • Does not actually contain real human fat inside
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The most dangerous diet ever

We're a society that loves instant feedback. We want to teleport to work. We want hot meals and hot Earl Grey tea delivered through a replicator. And for some squishy geeks, we want to lose weight... like, yesterday. There are lots of diets out there that will deliver near instant results, but who wants to drink lemon juice and cayenne pepper all day? Or eat cabbage soup? Ew.

Cuddly walking fat

But all of the crazy diets in the world don't hold a candle to the diet pill from Adipose Industries. Sure, "the fat just walks away" but if Miss Foster flips the switch, you're dead. But hey, you've birthed a litter of tiny adorable marshmallow men! Is it worth it? Ehhhh, maybe we should just stir up some chalky protein shake for you...

Product Specifications

  • 10" tall plush Adipose alien
  • From the Doctor Who episode "Partners in Crime"
  • Does not actually contain real human fat inside
  • Adorable snuggly companion or reminder that there are better ways to diet