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Periodic BaCoN

When you enjoy bacon periodically

Nutritionists tell you to get your vitamins and nutrients. Some of those nutritious foods taste gross. But there is an amazing chemical compound that makes just about any food taste amazing - it's BACON. Get some.

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When you enjoy bacon periodically

Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, "Bacon."

The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS bacon... we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.

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