Aperture Laboratories Polo Shirt
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We Do What We Must Because We Can
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Aperture Laboratories logo embroidered in black on the right side of a silver, soft jersey polo. Neck has four buttons and a structured collar that holds its shape through repeated washing.
Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Chest | 35 in. | 39 in. | 43 in. | 47 in. |
| Waist | 30 in. | 32 in. | 34 in. | 36 in. |
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