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Aperture Science Mug

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A Trusted Friend in Science!

  • Mug featuring Aperture Laboratories logo
  • A must for any fan of the video game Portal
  • Holds 14 oz of your favorite beverage

Welcome to Aperture Laboratories, A Trusted Friend in Science! One of the many perks of working here is that Aperture provides all the human fuel you can drink. Human fuel, or "coffee" as it is often called, is available in break rooms throughout the lab. A quality human fuel receptacle can be acquired through the monkeys at ThinkGeek. Please do not use your Aperture Science Mug outside of designated areas, and please do not utilize your Aperture Science Mugs to ingest unsafe liquids or neurotoxins. Science

Maybe you'll find someone else to give you coffee... maybe Black Mesa? (That was a joke, ha ha, FAT CHANCE!) Anyway, this coffee is great, so delicious and hot. But look at me still talking when there's science to do...

Aperture Science Mug

  • Holds up to 14 oz. of delicious coffee
  • Has nothing to do with cake
  • Still alive

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