Mother, it is illogical for you to continue serving me apricots.

Mother, it is illogical for you to continue serving me apricots.
Starfleet Trainee Reporting For Duty

Starfleet Trainee Reporting For Duty

Where no baby has gone before

Where no baby has gone before

Don't switch the channel, Shatner's on.

Don't switch the channel, Shatner's on.

Squeeze those captain cheeks!

Squeeze those captain cheeks!

To go where no baby has gone before

To go where no baby has gone before

Intro to Nuclear Engineering

Intro to Nuclear Engineering

Future Geek Learning!

Future Geek Learning!

Meeting the Captain

Meeting the Captain

Beam me up, Mommy!

Beam me up, Mommy!

Ready to be Captain!

Ready to be Captain!

Guess who was on an away team before the family portrait?

Guess who was on an away team before the family portrait?

Engage!

Engage!

Looking for a rock to throw at Gorn

Looking for a rock to throw at Gorn

Spacey helmet!

Spacey helmet!

So happy not to be a red shirt

So happy not to be a red shirt

Kahn!

Kahn!

Linux, the final frontier

Linux, the final frontier

...and a Klingon invited us to his room party! Can we go?

...and a Klingon invited us to his room party! Can we go?

Be beary, beary quiet. Red shirt resting!

Be beary, beary quiet. Red shirt resting!

What is THIS music? It's amazing!

What is THIS music? It's amazing!

Bring it on, Gorn!

Bring it on, Gorn!

Thank goodness I'm not a red shirt

Thank goodness I'm not a red shirt

Ohoh, that vampiric cloud on Argus X did do something...

Ohoh, that vampiric cloud on Argus X did do something...

Looking into the future

Looking into the future

The family who groks together, Spocks together!

The family who groks together, Spocks together!

Science officer Savvy

Science officer Savvy

Our little science officer

Our little science officer

Spock, I think I need a diaper change.

Spock, I think I need a diaper change.

Highly illogical

Highly illogical

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Baby Tiberius got signed by William Shatner!

Baby Tiberius got signed by William Shatner!

We need a stronger tractor beam!

We need a stronger tractor beam!

It’s laundry, Jim, but not as we know it.

It’s laundry, Jim, but not as we know it.

Love my captain's chair

Love my captain's chair

Whooooops!

Whooooops!

I am the captain! You will obey my orders!

I am the captain! You will obey my orders!

Captain, we've entered the poop nebula!

Captain, we've entered the poop nebula!

Captain Mark at the helm

Captain Mark at the helm

Learning the Shatner roll

Learning the Shatner roll

Diplomatic relations start early

Diplomatic relations start early

Bring it on, Klingons!

Bring it on, Klingons!

I'm ready to be captain!

I'm ready to be captain!

Waking up and taking command.

Waking up and taking command.

I'm too adventurous for any other color!

I'm too adventurous for any other color!

I eated the cookie.

I eated the cookie.

Practicing the Vulcan Salute

Practicing the Vulcan Salute

Graysen sets his phasers on fun!

Graysen sets his phasers on fun!

The Federations new secret weapon

The Federations new secret weapon

Unhappy science officer

Unhappy science officer

Baby Kirk and Bear Spock

Baby Kirk and Bear Spock

At least he has a science officer to protect him

At least he has a science officer to protect him

Why Spock, you're so... furry.

Why Spock, you're so... furry.

She's ready to be a Captain

She's ready to be a Captain

Nerdsville, population: these guys

Nerdsville, population: these guys

Captain William has quite the swagger

Captain William has quite the swagger

You can't witness the genesis effect and not be impressed

You can't witness the genesis effect and not be impressed

Yeoman in training

Yeoman in training

Off duty Science Officer

Off duty Science Officer

Boldly going where no baby has gone before

Boldly going where no baby has gone before

I'm gonna be on the Enterprise, Ma!

I'm gonna be on the Enterprise, Ma!

Is that a Tribble on your head?

Is that a Tribble on your head?

The away team? NOOOOOO!

The away team? NOOOOOO!

The Captain takes his lunch

The Captain takes his lunch

Colin surveys the bridge from his captain's chair

Colin surveys the bridge from his captain's chair

Early indoctrination to the church of Roddenberry

Early indoctrination to the church of Roddenberry

Set phasers to... *barf*

Set phasers to... *barf*

Quite the captain's chair

Quite the captain's chair

Boldly going number one with his rattle set on stun!

Boldly going number one with his rattle set on stun!

Perfect for wrestling targs

Perfect for wrestling targs

Excited lil science officer

Excited lil science officer

Kirk is so rude!

Kirk is so rude!

Bringing baby to pay her respects to the future Captain

Bringing baby to pay her respects to the future Captain

Totally psyched to be wearing the uniform

Totally psyched to be wearing the uniform

Vulcan salute or clever way to flick you off?

Vulcan salute or clever way to flick you off?

Like father, like son

Like father, like son

I think I just boldly went.

I think I just boldly went.

I have been and always shall be your friend

I have been and always shall be your friend

Her very last picture with Daddy before his away mission

Her very last picture with Daddy before his away mission

Kid's middle name is Atari. No joke!

Kid's middle name is Atari. No joke!

The shirt, the mask, the eyes. This kid is killer cute.

The shirt, the mask, the eyes. This kid is killer cute.

Caitian Science Officer, At Ease...

Caitian Science Officer, At Ease...

When he's a teen, will Starfleet exist?

When he's a teen, will Starfleet exist?

Already wielding a spork!

Already wielding a spork!

Boldly going... nowhere.

Boldly going... nowhere.

His 'live long and prosper' needs a little practice...

His 'live long and prosper' needs a little practice...

The Captain and First Officer of Fuzziness

The Captain and First Officer of Fuzziness

Live long and prosper, and thanks for all the tranya.

Live long and prosper, and thanks for all the tranya.

Start 'em early with phaser training

Start 'em early with phaser training

Science Officer David performs important experiments

Science Officer David performs important experiments

Uhm... this might be bad...

Uhm... this might be bad...