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Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation

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ThinkGeek Bounty Program

This product was a winner of the ThinkGeek Bounty Program, which means the design was an original submission by one of you. Unfortunately this program doesn't exist anymore, but to all who participated in the past, we're forever grateful for your brains.

So long and thanks for all the ideas!

"No Plus No Equals No" - TMBG, "No!"

Yeah. You know what? That's not gonna happen. Not so much. Not if I have anything to do with it. Which I won't. Cause I'm not doing it. Period. "No" means "no." You don't even have to ask me, cause the answer's right here. Ennnn. Ohhhh. No. And also? No.

As seen on The IT Crowd!

We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations.

While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...?
Could do me a favor and fix my comp...?
Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of....
See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you.

So many opportunities for "No." So little time. "No." printed in white across the chest of a black, 100% cotton shirt. It's like the adult version of Milo Oblong's shirt. Slightly more subtle, but no less true.

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