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RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer 4-Pack

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Pirated Caffeine!

  • The best pirate root beer in the universe
  • Delicious root beer with a splash of orange flavor
  • 120mg of caffeine and 100% of scurvy-preventin' vitamin C

When ye sail the seven seas, scouring the ocean for booty, there be two foes ye never expect: exhaustion and scurvy. One will addle yer mind and the other will scuttle yer gums. Well, it be high time someone comes up with a brew to take care of both enemies in a single shot. And they have. Presenting RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer - the only root beer to combat sleepiness and scurvy. And it be tasting pretty darn good, ta boot!

Pirated Caffeine

Each 12oz. bottle of RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer is loaded with 120mg of caffeine and a full daily dose of Vitamin C. Oh, and then we throw in a bit of the natural (and, dare we say, seductive) guarana plant, for even more kick. Plus, the pirate theme is just great fun. The taste is fantastic, too: picture a great root beer with a splash of orange, ending with just a hint of spiciness. Our mouths are watering just thinking about it. RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer will have you singing shanties and hoisting sails, without pause or loss of teeth, as soon as you take the first sip. Aarrrrgh-aaaaahhhh!

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RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer

  • Inside each bottle ye will find 120mg of caffeine and 100% of the Vitamin C you need to keep scurvy at bay.
  • A delicious root beer and orange flavor awaits you - with a hint of spice from the seven seas.
  • Preservative free - RootJack is Tunnel Pasteurized to get rid of bad bacteria.
  • 120mg of caffeine, and then a little extra from a dash of guarana. Yum.
  • Each 4 pack contains 4 (duh) 12oz bottles.

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