And You Thought *Your* Download Was Long...

Even if it's just a zygote or blastocyst at this point, advertise your forthcoming family member with our Loading... Please Wait maternity shirts, text strategically placed for maximum exposure.

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And You Thought *Your* Download Was Long...

4.65 Terabytes. That's how big a baby is. Well, on a T1. Takes 40 weeks to get it to where it's supposed to be. Course, we didn't figure in latency or protocol headers or jitter (Ed. note: never jitter the baby), so it could be a little longer. And if you get an early EOF, the NICU's there for any recovery and whatnot that needs to be done. All joking aside, we wish you and your little one a happy and uneventful pregnancy, and your future geek all the best. And don't sit your tiny wailing banshee next to us at the restaurant. thx.

These are maternity shirts, a 100% cotton combed ringspun jersey in black with the words Loading... Please Wait and a progress bar in white across the belly.

Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.

Chest 38 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in.
Waist 40 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in.
Front Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in.
Hip 46 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in.

*This product is imported.

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