Three Tablespoons Rhubarb, On Fire

Scientists can be a crazy bunch. Focused. Dedicated to the experiment at all costs. 'Cause science is something more than just a series of random experiments. It's the discovery of reality through rigorous scientific method. And that's worth everything.

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Three Tablespoons Rhubarb, On Fire

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