Drink your coffee like a real man!
Don't sip your coffee, slug it down! This mug has a special brass-knuckles-style handle that'll bring out the man in you! Drink like a real man!
Do you sip your coffee from a demitasse? Is your pinky extended? Gah! Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children. Finally, it should be drunk from a vessel that is worthy of the finest caffeinated beverage on the planet.
Any mug you dare drink coffee from should be big enough to hold 20 ounces of Joe, and be big and heavy enough to use as a melee weapon should the Zombie Apocalypse finally come. Your wish is our command, bitches. This mug's handle is shaped like a face-smashing set of brass-knuckles, and will put anyone around you on notice: I'm drinking my coffee, dammit. Interrupt me at your own physical peril.
- 20 ounce ceramic coffee mug
- Black with chrome handle
- Ceramic handle shaped like a set of brass-knuckles
- Handwash only, and please keep it out of the microwave!
- Not for use as a weapon, but feel free to beat the crap out of your old coffee cups with it
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