ThinkGeek :: Dead Fred Pen Holder

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A killer Christmas

A killer Christmas

While Covered in H2Goo

While Covered in H2Goo

Fred never had a chance...

Fred never had a chance...

I said, don't move my desk

I said, don't move my desk

Work is killing him

Work is killing him

Clearly an overdose

Clearly an overdose

Who killed Fred?

Who killed Fred?

What C-3PO was afraid of when he said “no more adventures”

What C-3PO was afraid of when he said “no more adventures”

Of course he'd bleed orange

Of course he'd bleed orange

Every middle school teacher needs one, she says.

Every middle school teacher needs one, she says.

We love the note to self on the wall

We love the note to self on the wall

He works at a helpdesk. Nuff said?

He works at a helpdesk. Nuff said?

At least he didn't drown?

At least he didn't drown?

It had to be done!

It had to be done!

Shrunken corpses of former Black Mesa employees

Shrunken corpses of former Black Mesa employees

Dead man working

Dead man working

Another geeky desk

Another geeky desk

Ouch. It's a really, really bad day.

Ouch. It's a really, really bad day.

He didn't stand a chance

He didn't stand a chance

Exhibit B in the case of the murder of Fred

Exhibit B in the case of the murder of Fred

RIP Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

RIP Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

We knew Puss did it!

We knew Puss did it!

A haiku for Dead Fred

A haiku for Dead Fred

Fred's going to end it all

Fred's going to end it all

Who's doing the Vulcan grip on Yoda?

Who's doing the Vulcan grip on Yoda?

Tech support is killing me

Tech support is killing me

A desktop crime scene

A desktop crime scene

Ninjas will kill you, too.

Ninjas will kill you, too.

I have a feeling this isn't going to end well for Fred.

I have a feeling this isn't going to end well for Fred.

Never be the first to pass out at a party.

Never be the first to pass out at a party.

Clearly it was self-defense.

Clearly it was self-defense.

I knew they were used for sacrifices!

I knew they were used for sacrifices!

Caution - Death Ahead.

Caution - Death Ahead.

At least he was killed with a nice pen...

At least he was killed with a nice pen...

The cat answered the age old 'me or the cat' question

The cat answered the age old 'me or the cat' question

Clever, make it look like a suicide

Clever, make it look like a suicide

Dead Fred, meet Mr. Glock.

Dead Fred, meet Mr. Glock.

Well, his first name IS Dead.

Well, his first name IS Dead.

Thieves never prosper.

Thieves never prosper.

'Twas a busy holiday season.

'Twas a busy holiday season.

Some of Hana's things:)

Some of Hana's things:)

Space Man was fed up!

Space Man was fed up!