Hide your stuff in plain sight

  • Two random hardcovers hollowed out to hold stuff
  • Great for hiding small and expensive items
  • Blends right into your already crowded bookshelf
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Hide your stuff in plain sight

Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe.

Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid.

Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.


  • Two random hardcovers glued together and hollowed out
  • Storage cavity 6-1/2"L x 4"W x 3"D
  • Weighs about 2 pounds
  • Hide your most valuable objects in plain sight!

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