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Geek Panties

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Honestly, you can never have too much underwear. We're all about expressing your geek in any way possible, and you've got a few square inches of real estate on your skivvies that's currently unoccupied. Make it geeky, too!


It's better to be safe than sorry. Give fair warning with your own pre-printed disclosure unmentionables. You could say you're "briefing" your Significant Other on the situation. Let's face it: if they've gotten far enough to read the warning, it isn't likely to stop them, but it sure will elicit a few chuckles. And it's said that a sense of humor is one of the most attractive things about the opposite sex. Personally, we go more for the size of the library and the speed of the processor.

These panties fit low on the hips. They're the same style as our HTTPanties, if you have a pair of those. They're 100% cotton, soft, comfortable, and stretchy. And they have full coverage in the back. They come in two varieties: "I'm blogging this." which goes nicely with the matching shirts and "Warranty Void If Removed", which pairs up nicely with our "i void warranties" shirt.

Sizing Info:

Small Medium Large
Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in.
Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in.

*This product is imported.

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