For the More Literal Minded...

Even if it's just a zygote or blastocyst at this point, advertise your forthcoming family member with our Geek Inside maternity shirts, logo strategically placed for maximum exposure.

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For the More Literal Minded...

Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly. There'll be no question of what sort of toys to buy the little tyke with this guidance. Break out the USB-powered crib mobile, the Hoberman blocks, and the caffeine-laced pacifier.

These are maternity shirts, a 100% cotton combed ringspun jersey in black with the Geek Inside logo in white across the belly.

Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.

Chest 38 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in.
Waist 40 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in.
Front Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in.
Hip 46 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in.
*This product is imported.

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